Royal Platform Penny Loafer (Women)

[This review was collected as part of a promotion.] I really want to love you but honestly there are so many issues and trust me they are a sensory dream for me I wish that every shoe that I could ever own were jelly they are a dream.... Which is why it is so disheartening to have to report that not only were these shoes very small which was not the impression I got reading the reviews they also make a farting noise when you walk if you get even slightly sweaty. The air holes just are not sufficient. The last issue I know is probably specific to mine but one of my shoes came coated and like this weird white film and I assumed I might have just needed to rinse off the dust or it was some packaging weirdness. NOPE!! After a thousand compliments someone finally pulled me outside and was like hey girlie what's on your shoe and I have tried to scrub it off three times and it is just some odd films that just won't come off so now I look like one of my shoes has been coated in a very disgusting flaky film that almost looks like somebody spoiled the milk on it. I genuinely don't even have the executive with functions to return both pairs because the sizing issue is consistent for the light pink pair and this one so I will be copying and pasting the relevant details to that as well. Pros: unique, aesthetic, amazing traction on slippery surfaces which is consistent of all Melissa shoes , comfortable*Cons: Comfortable ? ( if you size up because they were squeezing the *heaven* out of my feet and now I have horrible blisters, horrible ridiculous actually almost prank-worthy sounds when walking like I felt like SpongeBob and normally I love attention but no. All in all as someone who truly wears Doll Shoe 3x a week and was seeking to be more practical I think I might just have to go back to looking like a human doll