Scallop Hem Barely Boot Jeans

I really wanted to like these, but the front pockets are fake! To add insult to injury, the trim around the "pocket" is puckered. So unattactive. And, I don't care if the fabric is labeled cool max. They are not cool! Aside from those issues, they fit well (although they were too big in the hips/thigh area, but that's a me problem) and I liked the uneven, unfinished bottom.