Donegal Twist Suit

n my size 42, I’m struttin’ with flair, This Donegal Twist Suit? Oh, it’s debonair! At 5 foot 7, 200 pounds, I’m no sprite, But this suit fits me slick, like my baby’s bib—tight! While I’m spooning mush to my 10-month-old’s face, This suit’s got me lookin’ like I own the place. Nordstrom Rack’s deal, it’s sharp as a tack, Makes me feel fancy, no matter the snack! The wool’s all classy, with a twist that’s so fine, I’m dodging spit-up, still lookin’ divine. Grok, you’re my hero, ‘cause I’m strapped for time, Wrote this rhyme for me while I’m covered in grime! From boardroom to bottle, this suit’s got my back, Size 42’s perfect, no bulge or no slack. So grab one, dads, while you’re wiping those cheeks, This suit’s a winner, no matter the shrieks! Hope that gave you a chuckle while you’re on baby duty